THESE GUYS ARE SOOOO COOL they can walk in shallow waters and look really smooth and nice feeling and have an awesome pattern and are named after those weird tassely things on old timey military uniforms.
They have the greatest brain to body ratio of any shark and they can swim suuuper fast (up to 46 mph). They can swim so fast because their prey, the tuna, can swim up to 43, so they need to be able to surpass them.
Thinking about them makes me want to set myself on fire. They're super friendly with divers cause they have smaller prey. They have adorable whiskers and they cuddle cause they sleep all day and they walk on the floor with their fins
RAAAAAAAH super awesome guys they live in shallower reefy zones and they're yellow so they can blend into the sediment. they're also really friendly with divers cause of their smaller prey. They also get jealous when divers interact with other sharks more which is so adorable.
